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MellyMel22 · F


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Hyperventilating
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@SW-User *hands you a paper bag to breathe into*
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
I'm a parent but other than that, I'm as immature & uncertain of life as I was as a 19 year old. Which is how I generally view the world, minus anything that has to do with my little (19 y.o.) girl.

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@ineedadrink being a parent has been the greatest journey. But my son is gonna be 9 so he’s getting way more independent. I’m really having to look at myself as this person now and how to keep moving on. Shew what a ride but I don’t like it easy anyway. Cheers to you for being a good Dad 🤗
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
@SW-User Ya know, it's weird her being an adult now. I've had to adjust how I think about her. I mean she still want me involved, as I desperately want to be, but she is oficially a growed up. Strange. Enjoy the time with your lad whilst you can, as I know you are. 🙂

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@ineedadrink Aw. Beautiful. Ugh thank you.
And yeah I sure am. I do my darndest that boy knows I try.
It’s great how you look forward to the changes, but have all the great memories to think on. Being a parent is really a gift.
And yeah I sure am. I do my darndest that boy knows I try.
It’s great how you look forward to the changes, but have all the great memories to think on. Being a parent is really a gift.
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'm honestly surprised I've lived this long.
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
I kinda gave the opposite problem. Dad waa an army sergeant and mom was a second lieutenant. Grandmother lived with us. Lived in isolation on a farn out in the woods back in the sixties so i never really had a childhood. Now I'm 62 with a cell phone and able to explore and see what i missed out on.
Pretzel · 70-79, M


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You're too young to have seen any of the Thin Man movies but the least adult adults ever portrayed - in a sophisticated way - were Nick and Nora Charles.
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
I'm almost 68 years old...and I still haven't quite figured out how to be an adult.

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@DragonFruit I think it’s all bullshit
AmericanBroad · 31-35, F
Could be doing better

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@AmericanBroad fuck it
AmericanBroad · 31-35, F
@SW-User that’s my motto

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Wait, I'm an adult?

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@SW-User no not you

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@SW-User Oh thank goodness. 😮💨
HowtoDestroyAngels · 46-50, M
Thankfully, I've been able to grow up a lot and get my shit together over the past year.
Boleuskas · M
I really dont know 😂
NerdyPotato · M
I'm still learning.
Russ999 · 41-45, M
Atrocious!! I’m still not convinced we’re doing it right.

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@Russ999 definitely not doing it right here

Russ999 · 41-45, M
@SW-User looks like you’re nailing it to me!
SarithBorn · 18-21, M
Livingwell · 61-69, M
I get tired of adulting. I need a period of irresponsibility...unsupervised.... 😜

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I like me some adults. I 'm not into that popular fad of being a kid in an adult body so much.
Not saying I'm doing so great at it, lol.
Not saying I'm doing so great at it, lol.

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@SW-User it’s a fad to be a kid at heart now? Wow they’re really trying to ruin everything

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@SW-User 😄Right huh.
Lilymoon · F
I'm still learning 🤷♀️
jackson55 · M
Past the trial period.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
Pretty Good. Big Kid At Heart I can mangage Of Being A,Mixed. Of Adultlike & Childlike
pdockal · 56-60, M
Don't feel like one
popmol · 26-30, M
not sure i did many adulting yet!
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
Today failing an adult would have put on pants screw that Today 😂
caccoon · 36-40
🤣 I distinctly remember jumping on my mum's bed (without her knowing) thinking, "I'LL NEVER BE A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE. And if I won't even be a teenager, how could I ever be an adult?"
"I won't." 😌
"I won't." 😌
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caccoon · 36-40
@SW-User maybe sum dick too but we'll see. Probably not 🤣 not worth the effort

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caccoon · 36-40
@SW-User yeah I don't wanna clean my apartment 🤣
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
Eh.
I look like my mother and have my father's mental illnesses. 😕
I look like my mother and have my father's mental illnesses. 😕

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@DearAmbellina2113 I’m drinking to you girl.
firefall · 61-69, M
Pretty crap, really