Do you know some people work as a sex toy tester? You get paid to ride the new toys

They send you a toy, and twice a week you and other testers get together and discuss the experience, they provide wine to lube the conversation a bit .
They ask about your first impression, how much lube you used, how do it feel in your hand and how does it feel in your ass etc.

After a month they want the toy back to check for wear and tear and later destroy it for legal reasons.

Sadly I am not suitable for that job, I grew up fucking carrots bottles cucumbers tomatoes batteries burshes, and I fucked a chair leg few days ago ( of course I put a condom on it I am not a savage animal).

What I am saying I am kinda of a gutter trash I can't provide a clear in-depth details of how was it like and if there is anything that needs improvement.