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I’m gonna kill myself

My mom came over and A TOY WAS EXPOSED!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m done with my life!!!!!!
Lmao my friend was telling me this story about how she bought this massive dildo to try it but she couldn't ever actually use it because it was too big 😬

Anyway her family helped her move one day & the dildo fell out on her floor somewhere where everybody saw it & now she has to live her life with her family thinking she actually uses massive dildos 😭😂
That story kills me 🤣💀
Rhode57 · 56-60, M
I think thats Hilarious . You will get over it . I worked as a removal man and I remember moving a single mum once and she left all the stuff in the dressing draws and taped them shut . As we were putting it on the van a draw dropped out spilling the contents including a large purple dildo . One of the guys grabbed it and put it on the front dash of the van . When the van was loaded we offered her a lift to the new address . When she got in the van she noticed the dildo on the dash and went beet red . I apologised and explained that it had dropped out of the dresser so we placed it there for safe keeping and handed it to her to put in her bag . The poor woman was so embarassed and we ribbed her about it . By the time we got to the other address she was laughing along with the rest of us .
SW-User
Man, I don't even like it when I leave underwear on the floor of my room and my parents see it, let alone that. 😳

I hate that kind of embarrassment where something embarrassing has passed between two people but they can't talk about it. That somehow makes it worse.
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@SW-User well technically idk if my mom or sister saw it. But it was visable if they actually looked around the room 😭🥺
SW-User
@Jokekilla That's also bad: not knowing if they know 😑
Lostpoet · M
I doubt she cares and you are an adult it's ok that you have adult toys
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@Lostpoet ……it was opened 💀💀😭
Lostpoet · M
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@Lostpoet can you do that too me too? 😭
cercisflowertoo · 51-55, F
I'm sure Mom know what they are and how they work. It's a bitter pill. She's a grown women :) You shouldn't worry about it ~
SW-User
Aww man that is like mega embarrassing, i am so sorry. But i also did laugh, i'm sorry ! 😅
MellyMel22 · F
[i][c=BF0080]How awkward 😩 [/c][/i]
MellyMel22 · F
@Jokekilla [i][c=BF0080]Dammit.. they might not have caught it. [/c][/i]
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@MellyMel22 I know 😭 like I’m sorry for traumatizing you 😭😭😭
MellyMel22 · F
@Jokekilla [c=BF0080][i]It’s a good sign if they didn’t ask what it was. They prob thought it was something like a mini speaker or something else. [/i][/c]
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
maybe she doesn’t know!!!!!!!!!
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@ginnyfromtheblock I hope not! 😭
romell · 51-55, M
Awkward moment happen move on
romell · 51-55, M
@Jokekilla checked on CNN nothing their ..
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@romell they must’ve taken it down, you’ll be the first one to know next time
romell · 51-55, M
@Jokekilla am so elated. Merci bochu
What kinda toy? Flesh light?
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
It’s okay. You are an adult and they may not have even seen it. I wouldn’t mention it if I saw something like that from my son once he’s an adult.

 
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