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ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30
Lmao my friend was telling me this story about how she bought this massive dildo to try it but she couldn't ever actually use it because it was too big 😬
Anyway her family helped her move one day & the dildo fell out on her floor somewhere where everybody saw it & now she has to live her life with her family thinking she actually uses massive dildos 😭😂
That story kills me 🤣💀
Anyway her family helped her move one day & the dildo fell out on her floor somewhere where everybody saw it & now she has to live her life with her family thinking she actually uses massive dildos 😭😂
That story kills me 🤣💀
Rhode57 · 56-60, M
I think thats Hilarious . You will get over it . I worked as a removal man and I remember moving a single mum once and she left all the stuff in the dressing draws and taped them shut . As we were putting it on the van a draw dropped out spilling the contents including a large purple dildo . One of the guys grabbed it and put it on the front dash of the van . When the van was loaded we offered her a lift to the new address . When she got in the van she noticed the dildo on the dash and went beet red . I apologised and explained that it had dropped out of the dresser so we placed it there for safe keeping and handed it to her to put in her bag . The poor woman was so embarassed and we ribbed her about it . By the time we got to the other address she was laughing along with the rest of us .
SW-User
Man, I don't even like it when I leave underwear on the floor of my room and my parents see it, let alone that. 😳
I hate that kind of embarrassment where something embarrassing has passed between two people but they can't talk about it. That somehow makes it worse.
I hate that kind of embarrassment where something embarrassing has passed between two people but they can't talk about it. That somehow makes it worse.
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@SW-User well technically idk if my mom or sister saw it. But it was visable if they actually looked around the room 😭🥺
SW-User
@Jokekilla That's also bad: not knowing if they know 😑
Lostpoet · M
I doubt she cares and you are an adult it's ok that you have adult toys
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cercisflowertoo · 51-55, F
I'm sure Mom know what they are and how they work. It's a bitter pill. She's a grown women :) You shouldn't worry about it ~
SW-User
Aww man that is like mega embarrassing, i am so sorry. But i also did laugh, i'm sorry ! 😅
MellyMel22 · F
[i][c=BF0080]How awkward 😩 [/c][/i]
MellyMel22 · F
@Jokekilla [i][c=BF0080]Dammit.. they might not have caught it. [/c][/i]
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@MellyMel22 I know 😭 like I’m sorry for traumatizing you 😭😭😭
MellyMel22 · F
@Jokekilla [c=BF0080][i]It’s a good sign if they didn’t ask what it was. They prob thought it was something like a mini speaker or something else. [/i][/c]
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
maybe she doesn’t know!!!!!!!!!
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@ginnyfromtheblock I hope not! 😭
romell · 51-55, M
Awkward moment happen move on
BohemianBoo · M
What kinda toy? Flesh light?
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@BohemianBoo maybe
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
It’s okay. You are an adult and they may not have even seen it. I wouldn’t mention it if I saw something like that from my son once he’s an adult.