Have you ever went shopping and saw a big eggplant not crazy big but big enough for your pussy so you got excited and took it home with you?

You get back home, you tried in but it's too big and wouldn't fit it and after a lot of pushing and lube and pushing and more lube you finally get it in but it's not pleasurable, so you end up disappointed and unsatisfied.

And later you told your brother about it and he made fun of you for believing everything you see in porn.

Have this ever happened to you or it's just me?