Hairy neighbor farts through the dog door

My neighbor is a 41 year old morbidly obese balding man who stands 5'2. And when I say hairy, I'm not joking around- I've seen this guy running around naked on multiple occasions and it looks like he's wearing a felt thong from his ass crack all the way up and across his back.

At least a few times a week, Ole boy backs up to the dog door and he spreads those fucking ham hocks wide, then he lets 'er rip like nothing you've ever seen in your life. Wet thunder comes slapping out of those ass cheeks, causes his whole body and fat rolls to jiggle like mad. I can hear his giant hairy red balls slapping against the porch with each blast that he unleashes.