Yeah that's a real rib tickler

When are you headlining Vegas?

You know what they say about rumours!? ;)

I started the rumor that all GOP Congress members have to change their last names to Trump, and can no longer vote at the polls or in Congress.

Dozing Donny

Pontiff Tariff has a nice ring to it

He's so embarrassing and dangerous

Sounds iffy to me. Worse than iffy. It sounds tariff-ick!

...and here I heard it was going to be donOLD tiny-t RUMP

no, it's been changed to king donald J trump