Have you heard the rumour that Trump is changing his name to Donald J Tariff ?

Or maybe Sheriff???

You know what they say about rumours!? ;)

I started the rumor that all GOP Congress members have to change their last names to Trump, and can no longer vote at the polls or in Congress.

Pontiff Tariff has a nice ring to it

He's so embarrassing and dangerous

...and here I heard it was going to be donOLD tiny-t RUMP

no, it's been changed to king donald J trump