My vote will go to

Whichever candidate promises me a government issued puppy

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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

I'll bet if you ask Tim nicely, he'll get you one.

VictorieRoch · F

@LordShadowfire I feel like JD Vance has a barn full of them

ElwoodBlues · M

@VictorieRoch Apparently Trump is the first US leader in 118 years not to own a dog. That doesn't really say anything good about him.

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@ElwoodBlues Even Nixon. Nixon had a little dog. A cocker spaniel. And those little guys are cute, but they don't mess around when they sense evil.