Top 10 things I dread, but expect to see, in the headlines sooner or later -
1. China invasion of Taiwan begins
2. Bitcoin falls to $1.72. Ignorant meme investors lose billions
3. 41st Putin opponent falls from hotel window. Wife struck by lightning
4. Mark Hamill reprises role as Luke Skywalker in new Star Wars episode "I am my own grandfather"
5. Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia announces his nation is now a nuclear power
6. Food Pyramid revised - Wheat, Rice and Corn all deadly
7. Mexican government announces power sharing agreement with drug cartel.
8. American kids score last in math exams, first in NBA trivia
9. North Korea buys ICBM armed submarine from China.
10. Price of the newest Jeep Wrangler tops $150,000. 900hp and able to cross the Rio Grande with optional "snorkel and flotation tire" trim.
