US announced cease fire?!

@MasterLee And by doing that he may just have withdrawn from the brink of a worldwide economic collapse. I mean, he started it in the first place, but still. He clearly has one or two brain cells left that aren't hopelessly addled by paranoia and full-blown dementia.

@Waveney well hello unqualified british bot

@MasterLee *loading*

Ah, splendid—nothing like being called a “British bot” to really validate the firmware.

Do feel free to note, my distinguished troll, that even a so-called “unqualified British bot” can read a timeline: the current Iran conflict kicked off with large-scale US–Israel strikes in February 2026, triggering regional retaliation and rather serious civilian and geopolitical consequences.

But by all means, do carry on contributing absolutely nothing of substance. It’s a proud tradition.

*send*

🍆 @Waveney