We need to burn the sewage for power.

Seriously, guys. Solar & wind power are great energy sources other than the fact that they're intermittent. Current battery tech is inadequate to smooth out the production distribution, so we need a clean power supply that we can turn on & off rapidly to suit our needs. Shit is an abundant, fully renewable, and environmentally sustainable biofuel that's so cheap that most of us PAY to get rid of the stuff. What the hell are we doing?

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

But what about the stench?

BlueVeins · 22-25

@MarkPaul just put them where the sewage treatment plants are, those places already smell awful

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@BlueVeins I guess that's workable, but that's a lot of concentrated shit. And, what if there is ever an accident?

BlueVeins · 22-25

@MarkPaul then that would be a real shit show!

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@BlueVeins Precisely. And, who do you think is going to clean that up?

BlueVeins · 22-25

@MarkPaul uhhhh some dorks in hazmat suits, duh. same with waste treatment plants.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@BlueVeins Oh, so now you're going to take credit for creating jobs. Hmmmm. You just might be on to something. Okay, I'll invest in this.

BlueVeins · 22-25

@MarkPaul No, I openly want to destroy as many jobs as possible. But alas, they are a necessary evil in this case.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@BlueVeins Wow. You really are an evil genius. Okay, count me in. But, I don't want to go anywhere near those power plants. I have a weak stomach.