have u been a good boy

Tf

Well, I had a stealthy look at Santa's book and my name was in the first page in the naughty list 😔 I think he knew I was going to invade his confidential book

No... I'm a good owl...

I'm trying. And I think I'm reasonably successful.

I dont think youre allowed to say that

The bestest

Do I get a cookie?

I'm the best boi

No and yes

I'm a girl?

Purrrrr 😸

Nope.

I’m a fat boi

and i have witnesses 👍