hey let's play two truths and a lie 🤥

No way you speak four languages! Lol but if you do then respect!
1. I went to college for criminal justice.
2. I married Miley Cyrus
3. I was adopted

Number 3 is a lie?

1. I speak several languages.

2. Secretly loves Donald Trump

3. Has astrophobia

I'm going to say number 3 is the lie. Number 1 sounds ridiculous, but that's why I think it's true.

1. When I was a kid, I turned in a writing assignment so good I was invited to a luncheon with author Walt Morey.

2. I once served as the getaway driver for a guy who stole a puppy.

3. I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

I think you have been banned more than twice 🤣

I once scored in the top 5 percentile for both science and math in NYS


I used to break into warehouses to set up sound systems for underground rave parties


I once set a local church on fire with misplaced roman candles while tripping face.