I’ve been watching The History Channel today…did you know all of humankind’s best achievements were actually done by aliens?

Stonehenge - aliens.
The great pyramids - aliens.
The founding of Rome - aliens.
The renaissance period - aliens.
The discovery of America - aliens.
The invention of chocolate - aliens.
The first ghostbusters movie - aliens.
The guy with the hair on the history channel - an alien.

Everything was done by aliens! Like, have humans actually done anything? 🤔

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Northwest · M

This week's congressional depositions of the Clintons. True story. Ask Congresswoman and hand job aficionado, Lauren Bobert, about it.

saragoodtimes · F

and now they lock the door on their spaceship, turn out their lights and fly right by

FreddieUK · 70-79, M

And none of those aliens came here legally. 😡

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@FreddieUK To be fair, if they invented human civilization, then by extension they helped create the immigration offices that they fail to register at 🤷‍♂

Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M

Space aliens were besties with Nazi scientists.

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@Crazywaterspring The hair guy didn’t mention that bit, and since he works for The History Channel, he’s obviously a vetted expert on the topic, and as such I think he would have brought that up if it were true 🤷‍♂

swirlie · 31-35

No, that is false. Everything was done by Trump's great ancestors and everyone knows that.

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