I didn't have a scone yesterday and I'm due in court next week

When I was in the Army breakfast was known as a 'Queen's Parade' and you could be charged for non attendance.

Kinky! 😏

But only if the Princess(?) does it!

I almost called her the First Lady, lol.

Although, I'm fine with Melania doing that too...

What? I have issues... 😒

I’ve taken to having a cup of coffee at 4 o’clock (only because I get one free from Waitrose). I think it might be a treasonable offence.

I had my bottom smacked for missing tea time, though not by the King - for some reason it was Prince Andrew who did it, I'm not sure why?

Ive got the kettle filled and ready

rules is rules. in oklahoma many places set of the air raid sirens to make sure they're ready if a tornado shows up.

@Kuronekko 🤔what ever medication you are on please stop taking it now 😆

Careful - some might believe you! :-)

You need a siren for that? Just.......

Even the UK government are in on it now.

A smacked bottom is one thing, but a smacked bottom from old sausage fingers? Surely not! 😂