I would like to apologise to the shady government worker watching my internet activity.

I’m sure long hours of surveillance of my appreciation of Dad jokes, cat videos, formula 1 news and results coverage, and seafood recipes is never going to provide you the crucial data you need for that promotion. It most be very dispiriting for you - if you exist.

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SW-User

Actually, my superiors are impressed that I can make connections about such things. Keeps things much more interesting than your run of the mill conspiracy theorists who think the Swifties are ruining mankind. 😝