I Find Conspiracy Theories Interesting

Elon Musk, Trump, Hillary, Putin, Roseann Barr, the two mean face ladies from Cali, the lot of them. They are alien robots here to rule the human race. The overlords in the ships behind the Moon communicate and control them via satellites but the massive amount of space junk in orbit is causing interference in the signals and the alien robots are beginning to malfunction. This is why nothing make sense anymore and why every word spoken by the robots is either contradictory or nonsensical. It's our own fault for not cleaning up after ourselves in space.