Remembering when I returned from civilized Europe and thought I could cross the street like a normal person and got hit by a car

@CrazyMusicLover Allow me introduce you to south yurop:

@Elessar That's the proper workout! 👏😂

@CrazyMusicLover you don't know how many times I've thanked drivers for letting me pass, like I almost can't believe it 😂

@HannibalAteMeOut The honk when at fault is a classic lmao

@Elessar it's used as a hello, a swear word, a catcall 🤔

@HannibalAteMeOut It's a gesture, not necessarily (solely) a hostile one. You're confused and what are you supposed to do? Honk, of course.🥴

@ChiefJustWalks that's a strong shock there, I was just thinking what if the force was stronger and I fell or worse fell on the side of the road that other cars were passing by 😬

@HannibalAteMeOut it's definitely possible. Or even falling underneath & getting ran over 😬

With me, the force made me just stick to the hood until she stopped then I fell off & rolled.
& Even though I still didn't realize what happened, I knew I needed to get out of the road before more cars showed up so I immediately got up & realized it was hard to stand. So I limped as fast as I could to get out the road (which was super slow actually) 😅

@lovelywarpedlemon rules are only gor pedestrians, cars and especially motorcycles can do as they wish 😂

@HannibalAteMeOut btw i hope you weren't injured by the car 😱

@lovelywarpedlemon hahah no, fortunately!

@Ferric67 hahah in my case he had a whole stop sign there

@HannibalAteMeOut anarchy is no solution.

@checkoutanytime I believe it is though

@HannibalAteMeOut fixing the money situation, is the problem. We have leaders living a different life then the rest of us.

Our leaders have enough of our money, to try to colonize Mars, and we have to search for change in the couch for a Mars bar, is the problem.

@Unlearn we came so close

@HannibalAteMeOut Life is a collection of moments like these. One doesn't realise how or when they become memories...

@Unlearn at least it left me alive so I can remember 😂

@PepsiColaP και μου κόρναρε κιόλας κι εγώ ούτε μια μούτζα δεν έριξα χαχαχα σοκ

@HannibalAteMeOut klasika hahaha mia for enas me mixani praligo na xtuphse se diavash ton mpampa mou k me kokino fanari k meta ton evrise k apo panw

@PepsiColaP μα που πάνε αυτοί οι κωλοπεζοί τέλος πάντων

@HannibalAteMeOut your hair will be closed in the car door

@deadgerbil your eggs will be too

@HannibalAteMeOut that would literally kill me lol

@Elessar hahah months ago, it was very light just like a push 😂 I was too tired to even give him the middle finger, I just continued walking lol

@icedsky yeah yeah not even a bruise hahah

@HannibalAteMeOut Incredible Ninja Skills came into play. Bet the car is now totalled. Off to the scrap yard

@icedsky the car didn't hit me, I hit it 😏

@HannibalAteMeOut Let me torture you some more 💀

@MartinTheFirst you're Marty, I'm a martyr

@HannibalAteMeOut dammmmn drop the mic

@SW-User you only stop for the hookers 🙄

@SW-User Its the sound of the traffic lights for me. They sound like toy guns

@SW-User here someyines traffic lights don't work, so 😬

@HijabaDabbaDoo lmao we have some of them for the blind people and they really do sound like that 😂

@SW-User yes hahah all good