8 Scary Facts About Data Centers
Here are the scariest facts about data centers:
Data centers are the ugliest buildings on earth: Ancient Greeks never built utilitarian buildings.
They're almost as bad as nuclear power plants: And 100 times more deadly.
They drink up one whole ocean per ChatGPT query: We might need the oceans at some point in the future.
They use so much power that everyone nearby is forced to become Amish: And if you're Amish, you won't be allowed to watch Dune: Part Three. Horrifying.
Dangerous levels of EMF and radiation can affect human health: Methuselah lived to the age of 969 when there were no data centers around. You think that's just a coincidence?
Powering a single data center requires the opening of a Hellmouth: Is that what we really need? More Hellmouths?
Data centers are the last step before the vast farms filled with crops of human beings to feed them: You will now be food for the machines.
There's one behind you right now: Run! Run for your lives!
Data centers are the ugliest buildings on earth: Ancient Greeks never built utilitarian buildings.
They're almost as bad as nuclear power plants: And 100 times more deadly.
They drink up one whole ocean per ChatGPT query: We might need the oceans at some point in the future.
They use so much power that everyone nearby is forced to become Amish: And if you're Amish, you won't be allowed to watch Dune: Part Three. Horrifying.
Dangerous levels of EMF and radiation can affect human health: Methuselah lived to the age of 969 when there were no data centers around. You think that's just a coincidence?
Powering a single data center requires the opening of a Hellmouth: Is that what we really need? More Hellmouths?
Data centers are the last step before the vast farms filled with crops of human beings to feed them: You will now be food for the machines.
There's one behind you right now: Run! Run for your lives!
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