Make up an embarrassing Trump news headline that hasn't happened yet but very well could.

Trump Orders Fort Knox Gold Moved to Mar-A-Lago

In announcing the move Trump said the protection and preservation of the nations treasures is the responsibility of the President.

Trump later announced the sale of one ounce .999 fine gold ingots with his image stamped on the front for $5,000.00 each. Every order will include one MAGA hat for an additional $29.99

A few of mine came true. I won’t play this game again.

The trouble with this challenge is that so many crackers things have happened which no one would’ve believed in previously. A declaration banning gravity from the USA would not be beyond possibility on the grounds that there is no room in Trumpistan for anything which brings people down.

I doubt I could do better than the Daily Mirror's headline reporting His Nibs' recent State Visit to Great Britain:

Trump breaks 100m world record in 8.9 seconds

trump appoints pringles logo man as new war czar over ice and homeland security
'he's the right color and that's all I care about. also, the supreme court said I could, so neener', the rotten cheeto was quoted as saying on monday.

Trump claims that solar power is 'using up the sun'

Trump copyrights the name 'America'. Demands royalties from the media.

Trump begins grifting phallic statues of Charlie Kirks package.

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