SOTU predictions
Poll - Total Votes: 57
Biden will resign
Biden will lie
Biden will trip and perhaps fall walking into the chamber
Biden will trip and perhaps fall leaving the chamber
Biden will trip and perhaps fall while making the speech
Biden will oversleep and miss the whole thing
When things begin to go downhill the media will cut the feed
The teleprompter won’t work
Biden will make mistakes reading the teleprompter
Biden will trip and perhaps fall walking up the stairs to the podium
Biden will trip and perhaps fall walking down the steps from the podium
The teleprompter will break and the media will cut the feed
Biden will drop dead during the speech
Harris will push Biden aside and declare: “I’m in charge here,”
There will be at least one awkward pause
He will 💩 his pants and have to take a long break before resuming his speech
Discuss the death of his son what’s his name somewhere some time.
Perhaps mentions that he is cursed by frequent “gaffes”
You may vote on multiple answers, up to 30.
Which of these things will happen? Choose as many as you want and please feel free to request additions. There WILL be prizes.
Update as of noon EST - Biden will lie is leading by a wide margin.
Update as of noon EST - Biden will lie is leading by a wide margin.
61-69, M
