Wheres Don Martin
Don Martin was cartoonist for Mad Magazine. Wish he could illustrate this
Tonto and The Lone Ranger are walking through the brush.
Ssss, snap rattle rattle
A rattle snake bite TLR right on his crotch.
TLR; Tonto, ride to town, find the doctor
T: Yes Keemosabie
Gallop, gallop, gallop, SCREEEECH
T: Doctor, come quick, rattle snake bite Keemosabee.
D: we have an empidemic of women giving birth. I cant leave.
Youll need to suck the venom from the bite.
Gallop, gallop, gallop, SCREEEEECH.
TLR: What did the doctor say?
T: Doctor say Keemosabe gonna die
Tonto and The Lone Ranger are walking through the brush.
Ssss, snap rattle rattle
A rattle snake bite TLR right on his crotch.
TLR; Tonto, ride to town, find the doctor
T: Yes Keemosabie
Gallop, gallop, gallop, SCREEEECH
T: Doctor, come quick, rattle snake bite Keemosabee.
D: we have an empidemic of women giving birth. I cant leave.
Youll need to suck the venom from the bite.
Gallop, gallop, gallop, SCREEEEECH.
TLR: What did the doctor say?
T: Doctor say Keemosabe gonna die
