Hidden gems like these is why i read newspapers XD

@ArtieKat Maybe he just got shitfaced.

@OliRos Hahaha! I've never heard the expression faeces-faced though - have you?

@ArtieKat Only in the most polite circles. Or among doctors.

@OliRos But I'm right, aren't I, Olivia, that there was no explanation in the article about how he ended up with faeces on his face?

@ArtieKat i think it was camouflage... for the bushes

@bugeye OK!

@bugeye 🤔 He was hiding in the shit trees?

@ArtieKat Quite right. The reporter showed admirable restraint. Such details should lie between a man and his god.