Ah HAH! I caught 'em
Apparently Cracker Barrel added plant-based Impossible sausage to their menu.
To hear NBC tell it, this seemingly simple action sparked a culture war, garnering 'thousands' of comments and arguments between customers.
Well, yeah, technically true. At the time of the article, 5600 comments.
There are 667 Cracker Barrel restaurants.
This means if there were no repeat commenters, not quite 9 comments per restaurant.
That isn't even a culture skirmish.
They won't rest until everybody hates everybody for something.
To hear NBC tell it, this seemingly simple action sparked a culture war, garnering 'thousands' of comments and arguments between customers.
Well, yeah, technically true. At the time of the article, 5600 comments.
There are 667 Cracker Barrel restaurants.
This means if there were no repeat commenters, not quite 9 comments per restaurant.
That isn't even a culture skirmish.
They won't rest until everybody hates everybody for something.
