
SW-User
Just be a felon. Problem solved.
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bijouxbroussard · F
@DrWatson Do you know I got my first summons since 2018 ? Waiting in my mailbox yesterday. I think I jinxed myself ! 🤦🏽♀️

SW-User
@bijouxbroussard If you want to get out of it just ask if they'll provide drinking breaks.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@bijouxbroussard Uh-oh! I had better pay attention to my mailbox as well!
graphite · 61-69, M
I saw a guy get excused after he said jury duty violated his 13th amendment right against involuntary servitude.
bijouxbroussard · F
@graphite Lol, that was a stretch.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@bijouxbroussard But I bet the judge figures it's best not to seat anyone who is overly hostile to being there.
bijouxbroussard · F
@DrWatson One would think so. I certainly wouldn’t want anyone on my jury who was angry about being there ! 😳

SW-User
I got a jury duty letter about a month ago. I wrote that I have zero faith or trust in the justice system and no way would I ever find anyone guilty if I were a juror.
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
@SW-User Cops lie and prosecutors are complicit.
Peaches · F
I've gotten letters in the mail to appear for jury duty 3 different times, 😎 I just throw them in the trash can.
bijouxbroussard · F
@Peaches They don’t pursue it ?
Peaches · F
@bijouxbroussard They claim they do, 😎 but I've never heard a "peep" out of them! 🤭 Happy Easter🐰🥚🐣💝🍫
bijouxbroussard · F
@Peaches Happy Easter to you and yours ! 🤗
TexChik · F
Just ask what the maximum punishment you can recommend is . Defense will boot you out in a heartbeat
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
You know, it really isn't difficult to get out of jury duty during voir dire.
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Yikes! They even mentioned the sugar daddy in the excuse? 😆
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
A few years ago i was summoned for jury service. It was a criminal case (not murder) and they asked everyone's view on the death penalty.
I told them cops are liars and prosecutors are complicit. And that justice depends on the accused's quality of representation.
I was escorted out of the court house.
Edited for spelling.
I told them cops are liars and prosecutors are complicit. And that justice depends on the accused's quality of representation.
I was escorted out of the court house.
Edited for spelling.
graphite · 61-69, M
@Crazywaterspring All truth. Too many cases of prosecutors withholding evidence looking to get a conviction.
bijouxbroussard · F
@Crazywaterspring Guess they weren’t seeking the truth after all.
Rhode57 · 56-60, M
Lol I got out of Jury duty for life . They dont want anyone who has been given a zero life expectancy by a medical proffessional on a jury .
Thatsright · 61-69, M
@Rhode57 I would rather have jury duty. Just saying.
Rhode57 · 56-60, M
@Thatsright No problem Have more or less accepted it we all got to go sometime .
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
I saw this. What a weirdo.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Keepitsimple Maybe THAT, rather than the sugar daddy, was the reason the judge decided to get rid of her! 😄
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
@DrWatson I don’t know how the judge and court attendant didn’t start laughing when she said that!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Keepitsimple I'm guessing that a judge often has a stiff drink in the evening!

SW-User
😂 people are slick
Just say you're prejudiced against all races.
Eternity · 26-30, M
Just say you hate white people. If that wont do it nothing will.
bijouxbroussard · F
@Eternity Probably. Of course if they say they "hate black people" they’re more likely to be chosen. 🤨
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
That’s very weird
empanadas · 31-35, M
I started acting like a crazy man while jumping up and down yelling random shit