How long would Mike Lindell last in jail?

The FBI announced an investigation Tuesday, after passwords for Mesa County's election equipment were recently posted on the Telegram and The Gateway Pundit. Vice News reports that Mesa County clerk Tina Peters, who's accused of facilitating the leak of highly sensitive election information, is "holed up" in the safe house provide by Lindell, who initially took her to Texas following his "cyber symposium" in South Dakota last week.
Why doesn't the FBI just pick Mike up and put him in jail? Mike would tell the FBI where Tina was within hours. How are these people getting away with this shit?

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deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Lindell wouldn't last long. He claimed he was attacked at his cyber symposium, an attack which left him doubled over in pain after a guy aggressively poked his ribs with his finger or an object

However, Mike's account of what happened is challenged by Jeffrey Buongiorno, "a Republican running for office in Florida and a supporter of former President Donald Trump’s false claims about the 2020 election, [who] wrote in a series of tweets that Mr Lindell appeared fine as he rode the elevator up to his room following the encounter with a man who he claimed 'aggressively poked' him.

"'It pains me to do this but I support law enforcement and in my opinion, this is a nothing burger. The elevators are glass, and witnesses saw Lindell go up to the 6th floor,' Mr Buongiorno added."

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mike-lindell-mypillow-attack-elevator-b1904361.html

Pitchblue

@deadgerbil Poked. Oh my God. Reminds me of a child who waits until he gets home to cry about their injuries.

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@Pitchblue he brings the meaning of snowflake to a new level

Pitchblue

@deadgerbil Mike is the poster child for TDS. Mike has Snowflake Syndrome.

PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M

Not sure he would noticed. He is already divorced from reality.

Pitchblue

@PicturesOfABetterTomorrow Speaking of divorce. It must have been a real kick in the nuts for his second wife to have left after a few weeks. She didn't even hang in there long enough to go on a shopping spree, she just couldn't take it.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

Would he be permitted to have his own pillow?

ReneeT · 61-69, F

He wouldn't last too long at all

Pfuzylogic · M

The only way he would last in prison or even jail is by buddying up to a white supremacist gang like the Aryan Brothers.

Pitchblue

@Pfuzylogic Mike with a swastika on his forehead.

Pfuzylogic · M

@Pitchblue

Excellent idea, he is so easily influenced.

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