Biden Announces Reasons for Botched Afghan Departure

1. Orange Man made me do it.
2. Before Orange Man, other Presidents made me do it.
3. Afghani fighters are all cowardly a-holes who don't care about their own country.
4. We planned to eff this up for a long time, very carefully.
5. The buck stops with me...and I am all out...because now I have to print money.

(For the brain dead, this is satire...or sarcasm...which means it is a joke...which means it is supposed to be funny!)

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ElwoodBlues · M

Remind us, which president negotiated a 'Historic Peace Agreement' with the Taliban that included a 14 month withdrawal timetable?

Hint: the GOP just scrubbed pages about said agreement from its website!
https://gizmodo.com/gop-quietly-scrubs-webpage-detailing-trumps-historic-pe-1847492947

Luckily, there's a backup copy here:
https://web.archive.org/web/20210615230810/https://gop.com/president-trump-is-bringing-peace-to-the-middle-east-rsr/

Wonder why that deal failed so badly???