Not to brag or anything, but

Condolences! They haven't quite arrived yet here, thank God, and sitting outside tonight with some cocktails was fantastic.

More attention than I get these days...

Thankfully, they never took a liking to me

That shows you are irresistible.

Hate those things. 😡

Blood is blood food is food

If I could attract euros the way I attract mosquitoes, I'd be rich rich