You're out in the desert with a band of outlaws...what's your next move?

ever see "blazzing saddles"?

Aw, Blazing Saddles…

Start singing

Try to cross a nearby river, wander into a nest of water moccasins and die.

Am I an outlaw or am I dessert?

I tell them I know John Olinger.

Spiritual gey butt secks

Split up the money

Kill them all and ride into town