Bulbs remind me of a slow motion fireworks show

I'm no pro. But I think these are called Pink naked ladies. I had a good friend who specialized in natural Landscaping, using indigenous vegetation. When he visited my house for the first time, he got all excited when he saw these things popping up all over my yard. I told him they were weeds. Then he showed me how they resemble The View when looking up a lady's skirt. But I forget what it was and I'm not seeing it. I think the ground leaves had to be involved but these didn't have any ground leaves with them they were sprouting up all around my KTM so I cut them all to give to my wife.

Isn't it funny how when you think about the whole tradition of giving cut flowers, what are you really doing? It's like, you make me want to kill things. See? Now enjoy watching them die. ..🤪😄