Me looking at my birth certificate because people think I was born yesterday.

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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

You were born?
I thought you materialized in thin air via osmosis!

mindstruggle · F

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I was hatched. 😒

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@mindstruggle yeah yeah yeah. You're an egg or toad or...WAIT YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, YOU'RE A BASILISK.

mindstruggle · F

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So I'm a snake? 😒

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@mindstruggle according to your own purported creation!

No fr, in folklore a basilisks comes from a chicken egg hatched beneath a toad.

pride49 · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle Nope, ur a big chicken that breathes stone breath.

mindstruggle · F