Halloween candy is so expensive this year so l ordered some from Temu. Well it's N&Ns and Skibbles for you kiddos!

My wife has always insisted that we hand out something healthier than candy.

Yes, we are that house that gives out little boxes of raisins!

nom nom
"tastes like toxic waste and cancer" :)

Skibbles!!!

Breaking News:

A strange unexplained burst of loose bowels sweeps the US the day after Hallowe’en. Doctors are perplexed.@DrWatson

When they show up they're half the size you expected

I love you girl!!

Lmao

Temu candy hahahaa ive gotten some cool pants and shirts from there haha but thats where i draw the line hahahahaa

I will come to your house twice 😂

...this says, "Made of mercury, do not ingest" 🤨

That's nice dear

I just had a stroke trying to say n&ns

Mmmm, skibbles… 🤤

Yay! I heard the N&Ns tastes like Black licorice ffs

Mmm N&N’s, chocolate is chocolate 🤷🏼‍♀