If you and 10 friends don’t eat a sausage McMuffin today.. you’re gunna die of Gonorrhoea

oh man

Almost time for him to try to get out of the bed. Turn off the right knee when the right foot hits the ground.

How can I die of gonorrhoea if it's gone? If it's that fatal, shouldn't it be renamed hereorrhoea? Then we'd know it was a threat we should sweat? 🤷‍♀

You might get mad cow disease though. Maybe you ate one already but forgot.