Hell is a plastic toilet seat in the middle of winter

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Hell is a stainless steel public toilet with no toilet paper, its winter, you're wearing pantyhose and a long skirt, its been pissed on and you've lost the strength to "hover".

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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@OogieBoogie oh lord I think you lived that one

bookerdana · M

@OogieBoogie

this is the epic way to do it

fun4us2b · M

@OogieBoogie *lays down the royal protective layer* usually made out of that weird waxpaper type stuff....

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Hell is a water heater that doesn’t even heat up to lukewarm in the winter.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

No. Hell is a skunk in the outhouse that you didn't notice before you sat down.

YoMomma ·

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