Wise men say.. never touch your doodle after chopping chilli..

My friend's husband was screwing around so she rubbed chillies into his underpants crotch and another time itching powder

Indeed and that's no joke!

quite frankly, many of the weirdos on SW probably use Tabasco sauce as lube... 🤔

Also wash hands throughly after using icy hot

Been there learned the hard way. Even after washing hands the iols sometimes still remain.....

There are those here that might actually disagree ...

Then again, there are those here that aren't very wise ..

And here I thought it was don't rub your eyes. I'm obviously ignorant

Or your eyes