You can’t do the crocodile Dundee grab anymore… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Damn.
The Dundee Grab is my opening move!

🤦‍♀️

Lets go down the list before we go any further.
Background check,
Credit check.
Boner check!
Looks good, will you marry me?

I can still do the grab when Skippy is around

Omg that’s funny. I’m sure their blood flow was superior for a few hours.

can't be too careful :)

You know, I remember once there was this thing called romance ....and wooing .

Da fuq is wrong with this world 🙄