And the people gathered at the base of Mount Olympus, with more joining each day.

And each day as noon approached they would gather together, so that at the midday hour they could cry out in one voice that the gods may hear them “Bezos, hear us! Please update Alexa with ChatGPT!”

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Elessar · 31-35, M

Zeus then takes Alexa again. Bezos climbs the mountain, with the manifest intent of bringing them a gift, but he retakes the 4k Fire TV stick to give it to the men. The gods, displeased, chain him on a rock.

(Going by memory, I may have forgotten or messed up some details)