Why are there never orgies on the same scale as wars?

there were, when the US liberated France/Europe in ww2... 🙂

because then humanity wouldn't actually suck

the industrial war complex cant sell explosive penis?.

they may create a war

Because we followed the Chimp instead of the Bonobo in our genetic lottery

I suppose it would save all the lives lost in war. Of course the lives would then be pretty disgusting. Maybe like saving a bunch of half lives or quarter lives. But they'd be alive (sort of).

Because war = profit and in the cases where orgies do occur, it's usually shady as fk and exploitative. People tend to treat sex positive people with the assumption that they have no boundaries.

Ps, idk why I answered this seriously because it was obviously a light-hearted question. Lemme be passionate, damnit