The 38 or 39 attempt at influencing the global oil and share markets

Here we fucking go again...another TACOT special (Trump Always Chickens Out by Tuesday)

Donald Trump shuffled onto a Georgia campaign stage and announced he had personally ended the war with Iran. Then the whole thing fell apart live, because not one of the people he "signed" with seems to know about it.

Iran says it never approved a bloody thing. Israel, listed as a co-signer, told i24NEWS they were "surprised by Trump's announcement" and needed "to see what the Iranians publish to determine if it's accurate." That is your closest ally refreshing the enemy's newspaper to work out what the silly bastard just signed.

And it's the 38th deal he's announced in two months. The barrel ran $92 a barrel when the bombs fell and under $87 when he called them off. Same week. Same phone. Funny, that.

The full pump and dump, receipts and all, is in the comments. 🔗 👇

Buckle the fuck up, because the Conman-in-Chief has pulled off his greatest trick yet. He’s signed a historic peace deal with a country that says it hasn’t agreed to a goddamn thing, approved by a Supreme Leader who can’t confirm it, co-signed by an Israel that says it isn’t in it, and celebrated with a thousand-point market rally that he then held up as proof the deal is real.

This isn’t diplomacy. It’s a pump-and-dump with a body count. And like every TACOT special before it (Trump Always Chickens Out by Tuesday), the bloke threatened Armageddon, moved the markets, blinked, and then declared victory over a war he started and a deal that doesn’t exist.

Let’s walk the timeline. Watch the man talk himself into a wall.