This is why i haven't drank in ages. I know better. My emotions & fermentation don't mix.

Yet here we are; I'm three orchard thieves deep (the only cider worth considering) & already i can feel the home truths forming an orderly queue.

By drink six; tears. Nine is arson.

But I'm cute though so its okay 🧘‍♀️ 😌 😌

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OhIsMe · 36-40, M

I'm on cider number one and I'm too sweaty to consider a second. Enjoy the night! I hope the truths are polite.

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@OhIsMe you act like you don't know me

OhIsMe · 36-40, M

@SevenTierCrazyCake it's been a while. There's always a chance for things to change!

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

You should just lose all your emotions like me! It’s one of the best things I’ve ever done!

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@SevenTierCrazyCake just go through years of abuse and getting fucked over. It’s a perfect way to do it!

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Captainjackass what's next?

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@SevenTierCrazyCake slowly become cold and hard with rage and shut everything down in order to deal with it.

ArtieKat · M

I'm just having my first whisky in four weeks!

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