Americans speak American… and the British speak American. Coincidence?

@pride49 they’re the same person!

@Ferise1 huh? What?

@pride49 Americans, Europeans and Aussies are three brothers from the same dad lost during childhood. One of them goes west (Columbus) and finds America and the second one sails South East (Capt Cook) and finds Australia. The third one settles nearby in UK. Each got their own family and family kept growing.

@DanielsASJ she doesn’t understand humor

@DanielsASJ that’s beautifully poetic and true😊 we are brothers.
But they didn’t discover Australia, it was divided between Portugal and Spain in the 16th century I think. But they didn’t want to settle there for some reason.

@Ferise1 Portugal, Spain(South America), England, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, Poland, Holland, Greece and France every country is brothers with Aussies and Americanis.

@DanielsASJ some guy on Facebook tried to tell me I wasn’t welcome in Switzerland because I’m an Aussie…🙄 we’re the same colour we look the same. We have the same religion, and atheism/science. We are literally the same people, historically, Celts and Gaelics. Same kind of culture same kind of humour. One guy was a bit racist to me at the army. He said my name and he said that’s a perfectly normal name around here….
But otherwise, I’ve always been perfectly integrated. Even my landlord who is a right wing fascist, I have beers with him a couple of times a week and we laugh a lot.