No, I don't call myself an American

@Fukfacewillie it's more of a joke really. Cause nobody says United Statian.

Ahh and explaining jokes kills them

@caPnAhab No worries, I got the United Statian, which I like, but not why Poo is in a tux!

@Fukfacewillie because he's special, I mean he's all posh

@caPnAhab I see, the joke relies on "United Statian" being more posh (ironically, a Britishism that I think has successfully jumped the pond). I got you now! 😶‍🌫️

@caPnAhab But there are no star spangled flags in his eyes, or flying from his head; and wasn't Poo English anyway? Maybe he stowed away on the Queen Mary.

Anyway, as a specialist in weird wordy jokes that nobody 'gets' I'm seriously disgruntled that I didn't get this one! - which I admire now that it's explained but still good.

@Fukfacewillie Where I grew up I was a **** xxx egian. You could have been an Ameregian!