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One of the stories my uncle Leo told me about the war…

He served in WWII, in the European theater, and while the U.S. sent segregated troops, they found that the Europeans weren’t biased in the same way that the white American soldiers generally were. He told me, the white Americans especially sought to keep European women away from the African American soldiers, so they put about the rumor that the black soldiers "had tails".

Talk about misunderstanding basic human nature. 🙄

The women, who had probably just seen the black men as men, became very curious and were subsequently watching for the black soldiers and approaching them en mass. My uncle, who was 18 and single (and very handsome) back then was asked if he "had a tail" and said his standard reply was, "only in front !" 🤭
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Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
😄..and it's (the tail) got a cleft chin with a goatee😆😅
@Jayciedubb I don’t get it.
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
@bijouxbroussard it was rather abstract, a result of a long overdue bong rip, the last one I've had since so I might be overdue again, idk, this new legal weed isn't as fun as the other stuff. It's too technical or something.

Anyway, I was kinda personifying your brother's "front tail" as if the rest of the package was a cleft chin, like Kirk Douglas'. In other words, hairy ballsack that hangs below the ..."front tail."

This is awkward, but while we're here, what did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: ..how the hell do you even breathe out of tha little thing?

😆 ...let alone feed yourself.. ...

😅..oh wait... I see. ...but why is your mouth sideways??

I suggest adding mint leaves or anis (and anus in this case of the confused elephant's depiction of human anatomy) to your diet. It will help tremendously with that bad breath😅🤣

..you realy should wipe your mouth better after you eat. That would help too and may have prevented your tusks from falling out🤣😂😅

Ok, ok, ok, ..I'm done😇