Happy Flag Day Canada 🇨🇦!

@swirlie O Canada! 💕

@LordShadowfire

@swirlie I used to have a Molson's Ukranian Tshirt

@Hinckley
...and then you sold it to pay the rent, right?

@swirlie I gave it to a girl...

@Hinckley
...because you met her on a Ukrainian dating app and she understood what it said, right? I'll be you scored some major points with her!

@swirlie She was from Quebec. I didn't speak much French, she didn't speak much English, but we didn't let that hinder our friendship.

@Hinckley
So you gave her a Molson's Ukrainian T-shirt which she understood even less about than you did since she was from Quebec, who of course as a culture, refuse to identify with English Canada let alone Ukrainians from Europe.

I'll bet that went over well at the T-shirt presentation awards dinner! 😂

@swirlie I dunno, I'm from Alberta where do have a lot of Ukrainians and a lot of French people I think she identified just fine with me. She certainly didn't mind having sex with me.

@Hinckley
She didn't mind having sex with you? It must have been your motorcycle... what else could it have been, I wonder? 🤔

@swirlie It was my kind personality.

@Hinckley
I knew it! I wanted to say so myself but I didn't want you to think kind thoughts of me! 🤭

@swirlie I think you'd enjoy those kind thoughts