What's your funniest misheard lyric?

When I first heard Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit (so I was like 15)
when he says "Damn right I'm a maniac, you better watch your back, cause I'm f*cking up the program"
I thought he said "Damn right I'm a maniac, you better watch your back, cause I'll fuck you up the bum crack"

It really does sound like that. I didn't know much about anything at the time, I just thought Fred was being a mad bastard.

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iamthe99 · M

For me:

Desmond Decker (oh oh The Israelites, I heard as oh oh, Me Ears Are Alight)

Katy Perry I hear "don't be afraid to catch fish" instead of "feels"

Beatles Lucy in the Sky I heard "the girl with colitis goes by"

And of course Taylor Swift's I've got a list of Starbucks Lovers