I'm not being my own worst enemy today ...where is my gold star 🌟?

I made coffee?

Retiring at 53, Debt free I never saw that coming.

That's it

Scissors 👀

I just noticed you had a typo 😃

*runs away*

Almost successfully navigated the Oregon Trail without dying from dysentery.

I didn't kill anyone today

Your arm must be tired from patting yourself on the back. Notice none of us will do it. 😬

Yo-yo champ.

I dont wet the bed anymore

I can juggle dry cat food inside my mouth. Wanna see?

I can cum in my pants just thinking about a girl's name.

@mindstruggle can fart a hole through a paper bag at 15 paces

Copying a VCR tape and not going to jail