Do you ever make up alternative lyrics for songs you've heard a million times?

This will get me in trouble, but...

"I am woman,
Hear me roar,
My mouth is too big to ignore,
Though I haven't got a single thing to say"

Yes

I'm good at dirty lyrics:

Tempted by the flute of my brother
Tempted but my fruit was discovered
What's been growing long
Besides my dong
Here comes mother!