There are clowns living inside the walls of my house
They also run across the roof and tap on the windows at night. People in town are in on it. They change their race and height every day. Somebody has also been shitting in my mailbox as an intimidation tactic.
They release bats from the rooftop of the walmart downtown, infected with bioweapons developed by bill gates in deep underground military bases DUMBS.
I've had UFOs fly over my house and shine lights across the backyard. Aliens dwelling on the dark side of the moon are responsible for many of the cryptids that lurk in the area- wolf man, bigfoot, and the like, also the Michael Jackson vampire strain. the Chubacabra was also created by them, but is some kind of hybrid with whatever species they are. The UFOs beam holograms into my house and bounce them off the mirrors. I just had Adolf Hitler goose stepping down the hall the other night, trying to drive me insane.
Somebody is putting microphones in all the electrical outlets to spy on people. I've seen them in every business in town.
They release bats from the rooftop of the walmart downtown, infected with bioweapons developed by bill gates in deep underground military bases DUMBS.
I've had UFOs fly over my house and shine lights across the backyard. Aliens dwelling on the dark side of the moon are responsible for many of the cryptids that lurk in the area- wolf man, bigfoot, and the like, also the Michael Jackson vampire strain. the Chubacabra was also created by them, but is some kind of hybrid with whatever species they are. The UFOs beam holograms into my house and bounce them off the mirrors. I just had Adolf Hitler goose stepping down the hall the other night, trying to drive me insane.
Somebody is putting microphones in all the electrical outlets to spy on people. I've seen them in every business in town.
36-40, F
