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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
I can't believe all you have is burrito. 😒
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle yea the one you always give me 🧐
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
Oh. Well not always. 🤨
Oh. Well not always. 🤨
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle 🙄🙄🙄
Blondily · F
Well you said we were going hunting but you kept creepin me out!😲
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Blondily I told you I needed better fitting pants
Blondily · F
@ShepherdBard I dont believe you. You were just showing off your legs. You know, I know it!
Matt85 · 36-40, M
sorry man, the cops were coming
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Matt85 you called them
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard Your Dad's the sherrif
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Matt85 he grounded me
deadgerbil · 26-30
I have kids to return to
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil just a second ago you said you were a kid 🙄
deadgerbil · 26-30
@ShepherdBard that was hours ago. I grew fast
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil 🙄
Tumbleweed · F
I'm at @mindstruggles trick-or- treating
My planet needed me
Ashly · 26-30, F
*Railed
Ashly · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard nah that was a bit much 😅 Sorry papi, you know I like to push your tiny buttons 😂
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Ashly they aren’t that tiny 😒
Ashly · 26-30, F
Was closing time.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Bexsy you left 5 minutes before it closed
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Bexsy unbelievable
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
All you had was a tiny unmade burrito but @mindstruggle had fried chicken so i when with her instead of you 😒
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Stephie war 😈
Stephie · 22-25, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 shhh, I did not want to use that word 🤨
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Stephie fine 😒
MellyMel22 · F
I needed more ice cream. You were cheap with the kids cone 😒
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 I needed the rest for the icecream itself!
MellyMel22 · F
@ShepherdBard The cones were included 😒
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 not that day 😒
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
There's nothing you could say or do to convince me to watch Master of Disguise again. 🙄
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard I saw it in theaters at least twice and I think there may have been a third time. 🤔At least it was free two of those times though.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepreposterouspanda I hope you had a different disguise for each viewing
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DefNotTravelguy · 41-45, M
Did you like my custom made ejection seat in the car? I literally blasted through the roof.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@DefNotTravelguy yea you owe me for damages 😑
Casheyane · 31-35, F
I was kinda sorta bailing on things, so not a you problem. But Thursday next week looks fine, provided there's no storm signal .
NerdyPotato · M
You mean I paid your bail for you? Yeah, I can't believe that either, but you're welcome.
But i thought that's what you wanted!!
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SStarfish no way
@ShepherdBard oh 😳 my bad 🙂 i must have misread the situation .. 😳
You were hogging all the girls attention, you had plenty of company
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I don`t like dark music.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Degbeme so close minded
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Ikr I can't believe it either
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch it’s an outrage
What cha mean?
I was at the bar! You weren't...
I was at the bar! You weren't...
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Three Stooges marathon was more important, Bardy.
Lonelyandyb · 36-40, M
Someone bailed on me yesterday
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
I bailed you out of jail
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Better believe it
Iwillwait · M
Neva! 😎
i have stuff to do..
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deathfairy you’ve done enough
ThreeLittleBirds · F
Vinny needed me 🤌🏻
empanadas · 31-35, M
Im poor, and I can't afford McDonald's
empanadas · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard i cant wait to eat McDonald's daily
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@empanadas yea I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life
empanadas · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard same, ever since the supersize me movie came out