I did Fart This Way
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Leather jacket, stage lights glow,
Sneakers squeak where the breezes blow,
Strut down the alley, attitude on play,
Got a cheeky rhythm — gonna clear the way.
Whisper in the shadows, mischief on display,
Buttons poppin', noses flinch, it's time to play.
Fart this way — let the brass notes sway,
Fart this way — make the night air pay,
Step to the groove, feel that thunderous sway,
C'mon everybody, toot it out — fart this way.
Yo, step up, mic check, DJ spin that beat,
We bring the bass, then release the heat,
Old-school rhythm with a cheeky blast,
Drop that beat, let the whoopee last.
Call and response, hand to hip,
A subtle rumble, a comic quip,
Crowd goes wild, laughter on display,
United in the moment — let's all fart this way.
One last blast as the curtains close,
Aromas linger where the moonlight glows,
Fart this way — take a bow, hooray,
Thanks for coming out to our cheeky play
[media=https://youtu.be/rz1QYJzsc1M]
Leather jacket, stage lights glow,
Sneakers squeak where the breezes blow,
Strut down the alley, attitude on play,
Got a cheeky rhythm — gonna clear the way.
Whisper in the shadows, mischief on display,
Buttons poppin', noses flinch, it's time to play.
Fart this way — let the brass notes sway,
Fart this way — make the night air pay,
Step to the groove, feel that thunderous sway,
C'mon everybody, toot it out — fart this way.
Yo, step up, mic check, DJ spin that beat,
We bring the bass, then release the heat,
Old-school rhythm with a cheeky blast,
Drop that beat, let the whoopee last.
Call and response, hand to hip,
A subtle rumble, a comic quip,
Crowd goes wild, laughter on display,
United in the moment — let's all fart this way.
One last blast as the curtains close,
Aromas linger where the moonlight glows,
Fart this way — take a bow, hooray,
Thanks for coming out to our cheeky play
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@HumanEarth Absolutely superb!
HumanEarth · F
It was actually fun to do this. Thank you for the BC
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@HumanEarth I try to encourage literacy in the youth of today. ;)
hunkalove · 70-79, M
"I Want to Hold Your Fart"
BooksRMe · 46-50, M
Fartway to Heaven
fun4us2b · M
Fart Wars
alongalone · M
Don't pull your farts
..don't stink the place up on me, baby / if ya do then I think that maybe / I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years..
..don't stink the place up on me, baby / if ya do then I think that maybe / I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years..
Penny · 46-50, F
cant fart no satisfaction
rinkydinkydoink · M
How about an altered lyric? This from Elvis' "You're the Devil In Disguise" - -
You fart like an angel... 🎶
You fart like an angel... 🎶
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Thodsis · 51-55, M
@rinkydinkydoink Have fun! ;)
rinkydinkydoink · M
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@rinkydinkydoink 'She'll tease you. She'll unease you.....'













